As a writer and generally awesome guy I often receive fan mail, most is nice, some is like what you’re about to read. To set this one up, the guy sent me a run of the mill troll email baiting a response, so I decided to have a little fun with him.
To paraphrase Master Chief I may as well finish this. The final explosive chapter of the Halo franchise, bullshit ommitted.
After receiving encouragement I’ve done my first request and written the next step in the franchise, bullshit omitted.
In the vein of my last abridged script, I decided to do the same thing for a videogame. Of course I picked motherfucking Halo!
I have an article for Cracked in the works, below is an example that was cut for not being insane enough. I still think it’s pretty fucking insane though, it’s a list of weird diets that people have lived on.