Internet Adventures.
Archive for August 2011
Hate mail.
As a writer and generally awesome guy I often receive fan mail, most is nice, some is like what you’re about to read. To set this one up, the guy sent me a run of the mill troll email baiting a response, so I decided to have a little fun with him.
Halo 3 – The Abridged Script
To paraphrase Master Chief I may as well finish this. The final explosive chapter of the Halo franchise, bullshit ommitted.
Halo 2 – The Abridged Script.
After receiving encouragement I’ve done my first request and written the next step in the franchise, bullshit omitted.
Halo – The Abriged Script
In the vein of my last abridged script, I decided to do the same thing for a videogame. Of course I picked motherfucking Halo!
Not good enough eh?
I have an article for Cracked in the works, below is an example that was cut for not being insane enough. I still think it’s pretty fucking insane though, it’s a list of weird diets that people have lived on.
