My house is pretty shit at the moment, the following are actual quotes from various people involved with it’s repair and running. I wish these were made up, I really do.
Apparently people, really, really fucking hate me. Luckily I really enjoy annoying people who hate me. Here is another email exchange between me and someone who dislikes my work. He’s in red, I’m in blue, I like blue.
I recently posted a piece of hate mail I’d been sent. To show that even nice people can be retarded, here is a piece of fan mail I have been sent.
For an example that focuses on all the beauty of the female form, I was suprised this one was cut from here. Either way, here it is.
This was another deleted section from my article on misuses of military hardware.
This was a deleted section from my article on insane acts of defence.