Internet Adventures.
Archive for December 2011
Friends without the benefit.
The sims once taught me that friendship is like a flower, if you don’t tend to it, it withers and dies. Which only proves that video games aren’t set out for teaching life lessons. Friendship is much more like a mattress, it can be soft and comforting, firm and supportive and most of all if … Continue reading
We could have been friends.
This next post is entirely fan decided. I asked my friends and fans whether I should write this and the overwhelming response was fuck yes. So here it is.
Born with it.
Here is another section from my still in progress book, this is my attempt to be a male model.
Because I’m great.
As an internet comedian, I’ve become attuned to receiving hate mail. However the following isn’t hate mail, it’s a personal vendetta against me.
Acts of defence too awesome for a movie. (deleted content)
Here is a cut section of my recent article on the above topic. Enjoy.
The most badass soldiers (that were dogs) deleted content.
Below is a piece of content that never made it into this article. Dogs are cool, the only thing cooler is dogs that kick ass.
Why glitches are great for video games.
Like everyone else in the world I’ve been playing the shit out of SKYRIM! a game so awesome you need to spell it in all caps, if only because one day it may gain sentience and realise how awesome it is.
