When I get published on Cracked.com I like to update this site, since it was a little short notice, here’s a snippet from something due to be published on Knightsofgaming.com. All about why Liberty City is technically the best fictional city ever.
I now write for a new site called TheKnightsof Gaming.com. If you’re a fan of gaming, comedy or things that I’ve personally written, check that shit by clicking on the image below, fancy eh?
This post is part of my attempt to revamp internet adventures, for the next few weeks you’ll be seeing things that are slightly different from the emails I normally publish. Today I’m going to show you something taken from my personal Facebook page, because sometimes, stupidity hits closer to home than you expect. By stupidity, I mean mens rights.
I’ve never really liked doing topical things, since I like my work to have a timeless quality to it, like afros. Which is why I will only be using the recent, Aurora Colorado shootings as a framing device, you can easily replace Colorado with any other tragic event. If you’d like to read a piece of work about it, I highly recommend this piece by Kathy Benjamin. If you want to read why it’s events like this that prove we’re all awful people, read on.
I took a few weeks hiatus, which is my way of saying I moved and had no internet access. During that time I’ve completed yet more of my book, information for which can be found here. However, I wanted to use this week to answer a question that’s been posed to me many times during the last few years, what I actually do for a living.
I’m finally wrapping up the final few things on internet adventure – the book. So then, I thought I’d post something from my next project which is tentatively dubbed “like a boss”. Which will hopefully be aimed at making several aspects of your life that little bit more awesome, using science and good old fashioned immaturity. Since almost all of my traffic comes from social networking I wanted to start, with Facebook.
Basically, Internet Adventures the book is done!
Which means among other things I need artwork, which is where everyone reading this comes in, I’m offering a prize fund of 50 dollars for anyone who can produce the most fitting piece of cover artwork. However, if interest in this contest exceeds expectations the prize fund will increase to 75 dollars. Details are below.
I started yet another project last month, with the title you see above. The basic premise is to take note of, or do, one thing of interest every single day, then record it. It sounds confusing, so it’s easier to describe it as a diary I want people to read, with less talk of which boys I want to kiss and more guitar solos. Below is an excerpt.
Saying you’re a gamer in the wrong setting or with the wrong group of people will sometimes get the exact same result as admitting that you’re a child sex offended. People assume you’re playing with something meant for far younger hands. However gaming is a pursuit I enjoy and feel the need to defend, prompting this post, as I feel it needs to be made clear that sexism can go fuck itself.
Last week I announced that my computer had sadly died, leaving me without the ability to post as I normally would. So I instead gave the ability to create content for my site to you, the audience and I now have a winner. I was sent a lot of emails, I received everything from pictures of boobs to a list of racist words, so yes, the bar was high. However the winner is I feel very deserving, if only because it may result in me getting sued and arrested.