Internet Adventures.
Old stuff.
Karl Smallwood fixes the world. Part one.
Like most people I’ve become almost entirely disillusioned with politics, all I see are people in suits trying to come up with ever more elaborate ways to shaft the economy or single mothers, the latter of which I see enough of on the internet. So then I thought this week I’d list the insanely easy … Continue reading
For the lulz.
I was recently asked why I feel the need to respond to trolls on my site, below is my answer.
On humour.
I was recently asked, “how do I be funny?”. Seeing as the last person to see me naked described me as hilarious, I thought I’d attempt to answer them.
Why glitches are great for video games.
Like everyone else in the world I’ve been playing the shit out of SKYRIM! a game so awesome you need to spell it in all caps, if only because one day it may gain sentience and realise how awesome it is.
Making use of what I have.
I have secretly been compiling email exchanges for the last few months not knowing what to do with them, earlier today I put in motion plans to turn it into an Ebook. Here is a sneak peek at the content.
Yes this is my actual work.
I have for the past few weeks been writing my university dissertation, as any feedback is good feedback I decided to post a segment here for anyone who is interested to read.
Making a house a home. Pt1
My house is pretty shit at the moment, the following are actual quotes from various people involved with it’s repair and running. I wish these were made up, I really do.
Small man syndrome.
I’ve no idea what the hell small man syndrome is, it just seemed like a witty title to go with what I’m about to write. I’ve always believed I was a tall individual, going on the only measuring tool I had available, my family. Going by the fact I was taller than my entire immediate … Continue reading
Well that’s just fabulous.
Let me just start by saying I don’t care what you have in your pants and what you do with it. That’s your business not mine. I personally enjoy the finer aspects of the female form, but fully understand some people don’t, hey and that’s cool. The other day though I saw this story, about … Continue reading
Packing heat.
I was talking to some friends the other day, yes I have friends. We were chatting about everything and anything when the conversation turned to what part of your body you liked the most. One girl casually mentioned that she had small dainty, woman like hands. To keep the conversation flowing I mentioned that I … Continue reading
