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How I Became Famous and no one Realised.

I’ve been writing for a while now and in that time I’ve had a few things go viral. For example, one of the things I’ve helped write for Cracked currently has 6 million views and counting. However, that’s something published through Cracked, they already have a fairly sizeable audience. The dream for all writers, or … Continue reading »

Comic – Internet Nice Guys.

I’ve recently found that dedicating time to my own site has become increasingly difficult, as writing has quickly started to become my sole source of income, finding time to dedicate to personal projects is becoming increasingly scarce. So I thought I’d try to express my views and opinions in a more succinct way, a way … Continue reading »

Everyone has a day job.

I took a few weeks hiatus, which is my way of saying I moved and had no internet access. During that time I’ve completed yet more of my book, information for which can be found here. However, I wanted to use this week to answer a question that’s been posed to me many times during … Continue reading »

I can’t believe I get paid for this.

My final university project this year is basically to write, a lot. Here is a greeting card done in my own style, yes I will be submitting this as part of my portfolio.

Every seven seconds.

I recently began work on my next project, an article for a real life book that is going to be published by the wonderful people over at Wordplague. The book is focussed on sex and all the depraved and humorous things that go with it. My personal contribution will be focussed on how various places … Continue reading »

Small things amuse small minds.

The above title says it all. I found a permanent marker and as well as drawing dongs on everything my roommate owned I also did this.  

Make words, acquire profit.

I broke my weekly update rule and believe me I totally kicked my own ass for that one. I have a good reason though, MONEY! Sweet, sweet money. I’ve been offered the chance to contribute to an Ebook, Ebooks as I understand are books that you can’t touch or hold but you can look at, … Continue reading »

Couldn’t leave well alone.

Liking my Justin Beiber themed zombie mashup I took that shit into Photoshop, I think it’s the start of a comic series, I really do.

Ants in your pants.

I hate ants, I hate them so fucking much that it hurts. Even just thinking about them while writing this makes my skin crawl. They invaded my house yesterday, but fear not internet I set a cunning trap. Thats not sugar though, that’s poison.

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