You may have seen me mention my book on this website before, well, you can actually go buy it, right fucking now! For the low price of 77 pence, if you deal in inferior, American money, it’s a little bit more, but then again, you have McDonald’s that do home delivery and cheese that comes in cans, you have enough.
Internet Adevntures is the culmination of 2 years of work and contains virtually every email exchange I’ve ever published along with 20 new ones. Now that Internet Adventures has gone live, I will no longer be publishing email exchanges on this website, so the only place you’re going to find new ones is in this book. That’s called marketting, or something.
Here’s the blurb if you’re too lazy to click the link it buy it on Amazon.
A 10th level black belt in Internet comedy, Karl Smallwood (who is fully aware of how ridiculous his name sounds, thank you) has made a hobby out of cyber-pestering businesses, public servants, internet trolls, and basically anybody else for whom he has a valid e-mail address.
Now, he brings you his greatest hits in a convenient ebook form! Experience Karl’s inbox like never before. By reading this book digitally, it’s like you’re really there, inside the e-mails, like Tron or something! Maybe, anyway.
You feel the pain of each stinging rebuke, the pleasure of each absurd meta-joke, and the tears as Karl emotionally confronts the parents who gave him up for adoption one rainy night on the steps of a centuries-old monastery in Tibet, where the monks raised him to be a travelling warrior poet who can only speak in rhyming couplets. (Note – Contents the of book may be changed before publication.)