Update: Warcorpse666, the subject of this article has made 3 videos criticising this article, in which he says that men only do things to get blowjobs from women. Suffice to say, I now, know that I never need to bother to respond to this guy ever again. Below is my favourite ever quote from him. Shine on you crazy diamond.
I get a lot of messages and emails about my work online, some are nice, some are critical and others are insane. However recently one person has proven that they are my biggest and most dedicated fan/troll by making not one but four fucking videos about me. To explain, a little while ago I wrote on article on this very website about Warcorpse666, a guy whose video response to a video about sexism in gaming I stumbled upon while on YouTube. Amazed at his mastery of the spoken word, I took some of his more choice quotes and labeled them as sexist.
Fast forward to today and WarCorpse666 has flat-out refused to admit that any of his comments were sexist and has made no less than 3 videos challenging me to prove it. One of which is 25 fucking minutes long, I have ex-girlfriends who haven’t spent that long trying to drag me away from my laptop to pay attention to them. This guy is like my god-damn shadow. I’d also like to point out that although these videos all challenge me to some sort of writing contest, I was never actually sent a link to any of them by Warcorpse666 himself. I was sent the links by others who’d came across them.
Below you will find the latest video in this series. Which, as of the time of writing this, had 40 views.
Since this is like the fourth video Warcorpse666 has made. And since he has so emphatically implored me to respond for the sake of my manhood, I will.
Now, Warcorpse has asked me to prove that he’s sexist and has said he will (using facts) prove me wrong. I’d like to point out that in the very video linked (the one where he states that he is unequivocally not a sexist), he makes a matter of fact statement (7:11 in) that women are obligated in some circumstances to suck a guy’s dick. Sure he used the example of a video game world to make that point, but judging by how often this guy spends on his computer, I don’t think he could describe an actual set of female reproductive organs if he had a velvet bag full of vaseline to use as a reference. So I’ll let that one slide.
Again, in the exact same video, he also calls a woman a bitch. If calling a woman a bitch and saying she should service your manhood if you do things for her isn’t sexist I honestly don’t know why I studied gender representation in media at degree level. Because yeah, I did that.
Which is when it hit me, Warcorpse666 isn’t trying to argue with me about feminism, or sexism, I refuse to believe someone could challenge someone to prove they’re a sexist and call a woman a “bubble living bitch” in the same breath without causing the university to collapse under the density of their stupidity. Warcorpse666 just wants more people to see his work. He doesn’t give a shit about debating me on media sexism, his opinion on that matter is absolute. He wants someone, anyone to fight him so he can make a video about it, sit back and then watch as the 8 people who comment on his videos massage his ego by saying how right he is.
You see, in all of his videos Mr Corpse has tried to make one point very clear to me, the point that, according to him, we have similar sized audiences. Sure his videos only get 40/20 views each and I have articles with views in the millions. But they’re just numbers on a screen, in terms of fans, in terms of people who will listen to our opinions and take them to heart, me and Warcorpse666 are supposedly identical. But we’re not and he knows that.
In the several videos linked, you’ll see this man literally shaking with anger at the thought of someone insulting him, you’ll see him use the word bitch so many times your Xbox Live account will be banned for profanity, you’ll see a guy call me every name under the sun in an attempt to bait me into an argument. Why? Because he wants attention and since he’s an unlikeable, misogynistic asshole the only way for him to get it is by being a bully.
By making videos full of drunken swagger, bravado and pot-shots at my masculinity, this guy has already elevated himself to a position where he can dismiss anything I say.
So I’d like to ask a humble favour of you, the people reading this. But especially those of you who happen to own a set of chesticles. Watch one of the videos linked in this post. Any of them. Even the ones about me being a huge pussy, those ones are great. And let me know if you, my fans and peers, think I was right to call this guy a sexist piece of shit for saying things like “if I programmed a game like that, at the end the princess would get down on her knees and suck that shit dry“.
I spent 3 years studying media theory and this guy doesn’t want to discuss that, he just wants to pick a fight he thinks he can win. So, let me know what you think of his videos in a comment. Because I have a theory that everyone will agree with my original sentiment. And I’ll be honest, pausing a video of this guy desperately trying to explain why he’s not a sexist with that knowledge, will likely be the closest I’ll ever come to owning a pet rock.
I will update this post with any comments this post receives as and when they’re made.
Edit: Here are a few from people who commented on Facebook. As I expected, people, women especially, are in agreement that Warcorpse is a sexist dick.
Ouch, I couldn’t have said it better myself. But what about the views, at the time of writing this Warcorpse’s latest video has been up for almost two weeks and it got 40 views before I saw it. My article has been up 30 minutes and I posted it at midnight.
Edit 2: More comments were made while updating the original edit, here they are.
Edit 3: Even the Twitter peeps responded. I feel popular.
And if Warcorpse reads this, no, no I do not have to answer any of your points, no matter how much you think I should because as I’ve already said, you lost the right to any sort of proper response about sexism when you called a woman a bitch. 100% of the people I’ve quizzed agree with me on this. Go fuck yourself.