Believe it or not, the cute Japanese girl pictured above (who is totally 16 by the way, jeez, dude!) isn’t real. She’s a composite of 6 different women used to advertise Japanese candy. And you know what? That’s the most mundane fact I discovered when researching the Japanese pop-culture phenomenon that is AKB48. A band consisting of 90 Japanese teenage girls in school uniform. If that sentence doesn’t make you click this link, you’re legally redefined as being a-sexual. I’m sorry.